Fluefiskeri

Rule One:
Always be careful about where you fish and what you fish for and whom you fish with.

Rule Two:
Be even more careful about what you take home and what you throw back.

Rule Three:
The point of all fishing is to become ready to fly fish.

Rule Four:
The point of fly fishing is to become reverent in the presence of art and nature.

Rule Five:
The Redneck Way and Blalock's Way run along the same rivers, but they do not come out at the same place.

Howell Raines: Fly Fishing through the Midlife Crisis.